Funny gay and stainch Duterte supporter Drew Olivar is at again after taking care of Regine Velasquez and Kim Chiu in that order!
This time, Olivar roasted Coco Martin on Facebook following the actor’s rant on Instagram against detractors he called “demony0”.
Olivar opened the FB post announcing his intention from the get go. “Ngayun lang kita sasagutin COCO MARTIN!! Punto per punto!!”
On Coco Martin telling his fans to stop crying because they will be back, Andrew Olivar wished the actor just sang the soundtrack of his TV hit series “Ang Probinsyano”. Olivar turned serious and said he agree with Martin’s statement that ABS-CBN will come back after fixing their franchise issue. He also asked Martin not to use children to get public sympathy, to get what he wants which is opposite what he fights for in his TV series.
1. Tama na wag kana umiyak babalik kami?- sana kinanta mo na lang yung “wag ka ng umiyak, sa mundong pabago bago, pag ibig koy totoo”. Soundtrack yun dati ng ANG PROBINSYANO!! 
babalik naman talaga kayo basta naayos nyo yung prangkisa ninyo. Tsaka coco wag ka ngang gumamit ng bata pang human shield para makakuha ng SIMPATYA. Gagamitin mo ang mga bata para makuha ang gusto. Diba sa ang probinsyano may episode na ganun na ginagamit ang mga bata? Anong pinagkaiba mo sa nilalabanan mo sa probinsyano noon?
On Coco Martin calling his detractors “demonyo” or the devil, Olivar joked that if there is anyone who is a “demonyo” or the devil, it’s him. Olivar alleged that Martin is not the kind-hearted and nice person his fans think of him but notorious for punching or kicking people.
2. Sadyang may mga DEMONYO lang talaga na tao ngayun?- eh ikaw nga ang parang demonyo na parang walang kamatayan eh. sino namang tao ang ilang beses ng pinatay tapos buhay parin? May sa demonyo yun. Demonyo din po yung magagaling magdecieve ng tao. Akala mo ang bait bait pero yun pala mananapak na at mananadyak!! Wow banal
On detractors he called “demonyo” wanting to take away people’s happiness and jobs that give livelihood to many ABS-CBN employees, Andrew Olivar corrected Martin that not all that makes people happy are good for people. Olivar cited the examples of dr*g addicts and pushers whose happiness and livelihood depend on it. He asked if Coco Martin will allow it because it is their happiness?
3. Mga demonyong gustong tanggalan ng kaligayahan ang mga tao at ng hanap buhay na pinagkukuhanan ng kakainin sa arawaraw?- hoy hindi lahat ng ikakaligaya ay mabuti para sa buhay ng isang tao!! Eh kung ganun ang pananaw mo.. paano yung mga drug addict at drug pusher na yun ang kaligayahan nila at dun sila kumukha ng pagkain nila araw araw ay papayagan mo na lang kasi KALIGAYAHAN nila? yung iba nga jan buntis lang ng buntis ng mga babae tapos iiwan nila at itatago nila tapos ok lang daw yun kasi KALIGAYAHAN din naman nila sigurong mambuntis ng mga babae? Tam ba ako coco?
On Coco Martin saying he would punch those who gloats at the news of ABS-CBN shutdown, Andrew Olivar joked that the actor’s miniature fist wouldn’t even reach his n*pples. Olivar dared Martin to make good of his promise. Otherwise, he will lose his credibility. In one condition though, Martin is not allowed to come with companies.
4. Pag balik namin pagsasapakin ko lahat ng tuwang tuwa ngayon na sarado na ang Abs-CBN?- wow antapang mo naman!! Baka hindi pa umabot sa nipples ko yang miniature mong kamao . Pagsasapakin mo kami? Sige ba, wag ka magdadala ng kakampi mo hah. Pangatawanan mo yang sinabi mo hah kasi kapag dimo nagawa ay wala ka ng credibility. Baka uunahin mo munang gumulong gulong bago ka manuntok hah.
On Coco Martin saying that their “bushers” will greatly miss them and will not be shy to say it once ABS-CBN and its shows makes come back. Andrew Olivar said this isn’t true. In fact, Olivar said the public have already grown tired of “Ang Probinsyano” because it has stayed on television for too long.
5. Baka pagbalik namin sasabihin ng mga Bushers namin miss na miss nyo kami? – walang ganun mars!! Sa sobra ba namang tagal nyang probinsyano mo mamimiss pa namin? Sukang suka na nga mga tao diba tapos mamimiss? Pweh
“At anong pinagsasabi mong BUSHERS?? ano ang BUSHERS?? Walang ganun!! Bushit ka,” Olivar sounded puzzled.
On Coco Martin saying ABS-CBN’s detractors making the queue to watch Showtime and join the contest. Olivar replied why bother with Showtime when there is Eat Bulaga and its Sugod sa Barangay segment who will visit their supporters who have no VIP complex. Olivar said he would rather join contest organized by online sellers rather than those contest who does not give the prizes in full (throwing shades at Showtime).
6. Makikipila kayo sa showtime para manood ng live at sumali sa contest?- bakit naman kami pipila para manood ng live sa shwtym? Eh may eat bulaga naman na may sugod BARANGAY na sila pa ang bibisita samin at hindi sila paVIP!! Pumapasok pa sa loob ng mga tahanan namin pweh!! Sasali kami sa pacontest? Dito na lang kami sa pagames ng mga online seller kesa naman sumali sa ibang contest jan na hndi binibigay ng buo ang premyo at inuunti unti pang ibigay at maghihintay pa ng ilang araw!! BURN
On Coco threatening to k*ck the faces of detractors who wants to watch “Ang Probinsyano”. Olivar told Coco Martin to stop hallucinating because as soon as he open the television and ABS-CBN is the default channel, he readily switches channel. Olivar asked Martin to change channel from Ch. 2 to Ch 69 so that their network isn’t the first channel to appear as soon as he opens his TV. On Coco Martin wanting to kick the faces of his detractors, Olivar doubted Coco can even land a kick because of his small stature.
7. Try nyong manood ng PROBINSYANO sisipain ko mga mukha nyo?- che tumigil ka! Pagbukas palang namin TV namin ay ANS CBN ang bubungad. Palitan nyo muna channel ninyo para hndi bumubungad mga shows ninyo samin. Example ilagay nyo sa channel 69!!
Sisipain mo mukha namin? Baka di pa umabot yang buong paa mo sa mukha ko. Ano ulit height mo? Baka apakan lang kita sa liit mo!
On Coco Martin telling his detractors not to comment because he won’t bother to read it. Olivar joked that perhaps Coco Martin meant that he can’t read.
8. Wag ka na magcomment dahil hindi ko babasahin magsasayang ka lang ng piso pang yusi mo na lang yan?- baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay hindi ka nakakabasa.. tsaka yosi po yun at hindi yusi!! At sya nga pala tig 4-5 pesos na pala ang yosi ngayun baka hndi mo alam..
Olivar ended the FB post with an intriguing revelation about the actor’s past.
9. Ang masasabi ko lang sayo.. gawin mo yung pagtadyak at pagsapak mo samin!! Hihintayin ka namin at magprepresinta pa ako at pipila kagaya dati na pinipilahan yung isang lalaki na kilala ko!!
Nagmamahal ,
MILDRED NATASHA OLIVAR
(President-rambutan and lansones vendor of the Philippines char)
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